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Woman arrested for battery after "poking" boyfriend with her sex toy - St. Petersburg Times

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A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.

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{"commentId":8131579,"authorDomain":"maddad0467"}

this is just wrong....poking a guy with a sex toy???? nooooo!

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Reply#1 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 10:59 PM EDT
{"commentId":8131977,"authorDomain":"cookinmama"}

Can you just imagine what the other inmates will say. Hey what you in for, I in for poking my boyfriend with my dildo. LOL

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  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Jul 9, 2009 11:24 PM EDT
{"commentId":8132758,"authorDomain":"JustDucki"}

"began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.

Gonzalez called 911.

What a wuss! ROFLMAO

poking a guy with a sex toy???? nooooo!

Yesssssssss! If it's done properly, of course ;-}

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Reply#3 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:28 AM EDT
{"commentId":8133286,"authorDomain":"axxiz144"}

Sounds like someone has a case of penis envy =)

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Reply#4 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:12 AM EDT
{"commentId":8200135,"authorDomain":"dustyd64"}

MAJOR case!

He called 911 because someone was prodding him with a funny shaped piece of plastic? What a TOTAL wuss!

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    #4.1 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:48 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":8133538,"authorDomain":"An-uncommon-scold"}

    What's wrong with her? She could have ruined a perfectly good toy.

    On a more serious note, couldn't she have injured him? Could have been very painful.

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    Reply#5 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:45 AM EDT
    {"commentId":8133626,"authorDomain":"circlestrafe999"}

    Unless this wasn't the first time she had done something like this, the guy is a pathetic wimp. Should have just got up and left the house. He should be arrested for placing a phony 911 call. Maybe the sex toy was a baseball bat, or a frying pan, then I guess calling 911 wouldn't be such a bad idea. Regardless, he's still pathetic.

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    Reply#6 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:57 AM EDT
    {"commentId":8134697,"authorDomain":"maddad0467"}

    if he felt intimidated, he should have just left her, but this sounds like it it is not the end of this love story. they both are likely a bit cracked.

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    #6.1 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:09 AM EDT
    {"commentId":8138424,"authorDomain":"kj031056-1"}

    he felt intimidated

    Are you implying size matters?

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    #6.2 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:31 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":8138404,"authorDomain":"kj031056-1"}

    So unlike when women get poked by their/(men's) purple-headed sex toy. Look honey, I'm awake and ready to play.

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    Reply#7 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:30 AM EDT
    {"commentId":8140264,"authorDomain":"cartooncat"}

    Hmmm.... maybe the sub editor got the words mixed up:

    Woman arrested for battery after "poking" boyfriend with her sex toy

    How about: Boyfriend arrested for "poking" woman with battery sex toy

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    Reply#8 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:54 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8146572,"authorDomain":"ruthlessmoose"}

    Why didn't he just play along?... maybe he could have gotten some action. This dude needs his man card pulled.

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    Reply#9 - Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:52 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8156536,"authorDomain":"karrygarza"}

    I hope the cop pulled it so his friends don't have to worry about doing it.

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    #9.1 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 12:05 PM EDT
    {"commentId":8183536,"authorDomain":"ruthlessmoose"}

    Maybe the cop was smart and let her poke HIM with it and ended up getting some... lol

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    #9.2 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:18 AM EDT
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    {"commentId":8200683,"authorDomain":"dolphins169"}

    rotflmao...... imagine what he would have done had she stuck a hampster up his arse.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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