
A woman has been arrested after accosting her live-in boyfriend with a pink sex toy.
this is just wrong....poking a guy with a sex toy???? nooooo!
Can you just imagine what the other inmates will say. Hey what you in for, I in for poking my boyfriend with my dildo. LOL
"began poking" him "in the groin area multiple times" with the sex toy.
Gonzalez called 911.
What a wuss! ROFLMAO
poking a guy with a sex toy???? nooooo!
Yesssssssss! If it's done properly, of course ;-}
Sounds like someone has a case of penis envy =)
MAJOR case!
He called 911 because someone was prodding him with a funny shaped piece of plastic? What a TOTAL wuss!
What's wrong with her? She could have ruined a perfectly good toy.
On a more serious note, couldn't she have injured him? Could have been very painful.
Unless this wasn't the first time she had done something like this, the guy is a pathetic wimp. Should have just got up and left the house. He should be arrested for placing a phony 911 call. Maybe the sex toy was a baseball bat, or a frying pan, then I guess calling 911 wouldn't be such a bad idea. Regardless, he's still pathetic.
if he felt intimidated, he should have just left her, but this sounds like it it is not the end of this love story. they both are likely a bit cracked.
he felt intimidated
Are you implying size matters?
So unlike when women get poked by their/(men's) purple-headed sex toy. Look honey, I'm awake and ready to play.
Hmmm.... maybe the sub editor got the words mixed up:
Woman arrested for battery after "poking" boyfriend with her sex toy
How about: Boyfriend arrested for "poking" woman with battery sex toy
Why didn't he just play along?... maybe he could have gotten some action. This dude needs his man card pulled.
I hope the cop pulled it so his friends don't have to worry about doing it.
Maybe the cop was smart and let her poke HIM with it and ended up getting some... lol
rotflmao...... imagine what he would have done had she stuck a hampster up his arse.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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