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Bodily Functions....eek!

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Warning: This isn't exactly sugar-coated, but if you're a parent or have spent time around a little one, you'll understand.

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Before I had my daughter, I thought that only boys talked about poop, pee and other not-so glamorous bodily functions. I apologize boys, because I was definitely wrong. Lately, my 3-year-old princess thinks it’s funny to talk about farts, snot and boogers, and I am trying hard to make it stop!
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Reply#1 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:32 PM EDT
{"commentId":8198590,"authorDomain":"cookinmama"}

That was sooooo funny. In my experience after working in a daycare the more you make of it the more they want to do it. Just to get a rise out of mommie and daddie. They think it is fun.

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  • 3 votes
Reply#2 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:39 PM EDT
{"commentId":8199078,"authorDomain":"icegal"}

Hey, my 12 year old still thinks its funny to burp as loud as he can, follow up with a fart, and say "AAAAHHHHHH!"

I think this lady needs to get used to it, 'cause it doesn't go away.

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  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:15 AM EDT
{"commentId":8200472,"authorDomain":"frostyone"}

icegal, yup she is way to uptight over this. I take it that this is her first kid or she wouldn't be talking about being embarrased over the things she has written about. I mean really with my little horde i'd never be able to leave the house if i was that worried they'd start anouncing body functions to the general public.

maddad, good find, i almost spilled my drink reading it.

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  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:58 AM EDT
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