
More than 50 contestants compete in Broward this week for the 2010 Miss Florida USA crown. There are photo ops and hoopla. Preliminary competition will take place on Friday, and a winner will be crowned on live TV Saturday at Bailey Concert Hall on the BCC central campus in Davie.
just a little preview of the eye candy for 2010 contest......the future is lookin' good.
A great looking bunch of women.... I liked the Ass't Pagent Director Susset Cabrera, in photo 9 the best.
Why didn't you mention the interview ? ;)
they talk???LOL
Believe it or not, they do ! ;)
i believe it, it has taken lots of years, but i really have grown...still like lookin' though...LOL
rofl....who cant help lookin ? =0
Kimberly-430040 - Why didn't you mention the interview ? ; )
Picture number two of Cynthia deFerrari seems to reveal a girl who may not only be heterosexual, but actually advocate marriage between differing genitalia
We may need dozens more photographs as evidence to examine this alarming prospect
I'm really upset. I ran, I was chosen as one of the top 5 contestants and they didn't show my picture. I'm taking my kitty and going home.
dkaz - I'm taking my kitty and going home.
There is a joke about having a pussy on your breast...
...but I'm sure as hell not the one who's going to bring it up !
; )
There's no real straight answer to that joke either.
Definitely a push to get a Florida woman to be Miss USA this year so it seems.
alan,
...but I'm sure as hell not the one who's going to bring it up !
Cum on...be a good sport. We're all friends here. Tell us the joke.
dkaz - We're all friends here. Tell us the joke.
How about this one instead, since it doesn't violate the CoH...
. A man is carrying 3 babies while riding the train
. The lady sitting next to him asks.... Are those your babies?
. He replies; "Uhhh No, I work in a condom factory and these are customer COMPLAINTS"
; )
OKay, here is a bonus joke...
The teacher asks: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Little boy replies : egs…because every night I see my mom's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
The teacher asks: Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
Little boy replies : egs…because every night I see my mom's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
ROFLOL!!
Little boy replies : egs…
I don't get it. What are "egs"?
more than likely a typo it should be legs
It was a joke. I should have included............"[laughing]"
Making fun of a poor voyeuristic perverted lil' boy with a speech impediment...
...how cruel !
; )
Yah, okay.
;-)
My vote is for all those fine babes
get some women with some curves up there... then we'll talk.
ruthless,
why do i always click on the links???? and always right after dinner too....LOL
I dont' know, maddad. But why, when I have a good link up there it only lasts 24 hrs.
I just clicked on and the damn thing is gone.
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot?
everytime i have a thought and choose not to type it...someone else takes care of it...thanks! LOL
Wow you guys aren't pigs at all?!
hey... you came to this article on purpose, I can't be held responsible for the "filthiness" you experience here.
dkaz - as much as I love curves, I'm sure I'll enjoy that pic... once I get home and away from the firewall lol
Anne,
Wow you guys aren't pigs at all?!
Ahem!.....I happen to have......hang on.......[looking down my shirt at my 40DD's].........boobs.
Just imagine the poor thing if everyone ignored her for being so morbidly rotund...
...at least the flour is a good faith effort to help her find her G spot
; )
wait a sec...... (looking down MY shirt)...... hey dkaz!!.... me too!!! :D lol
Fine: I'll modify my statement. You people are acting piggish.
Anne,
Thank you. That's much better. We're all in this together. Good, fun Viners stick together and watch each others back.
Hey Alan! Wanna watch my back? And front?..................[laughing]
dkaz - Hey Alan! Wanna watch my back? And front?........[laughing]
Hey, careful there...
...you could put somebody's eyes out with those !
; )
...you could put somebody's eyes out with those !
How about Anne's since she has a problem with looking at pretty women.
I think Anne is sincerely on a mission of supreme importance that will determine if the world succeeds or fails based on the proper evolutionary reconfirmation of Politically Correct parameters for behaviorial dynamic paradigms in intergender communication
...yeah... prolly about as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry, could you repeat that... I seemed to have slipped into a mild coma.
(wipes drool from face and desk)
alan
I don't know what the phuck you just said in 4.15 but anyone that can use words with more than 6 letters is..........HOT!.......................[laughing]
Afflictions discourage indiscreet courtships
( ten letters each )
signed : your cunning linguist
; )
You nut!!!
[I'm in love!]
Well now you're just making up words to get dkaz all hot and bothered lol
Some comes from my ex-wife's acrobatic cunning stunts with hot animals...
...you should have seen her sick duck
; )
ruthless,
Well now you're just making up words to get dkaz all hot and bothered lol
And he's doing a good job.
alan,
you should have seen her sick duck
yer a sick duck.........[laughing]
And he's doing a good job
Maybe I should get one of those word a day calenders....... or EIGHT!
Yeah... that's the ticket... or maybe a portable TelePrompter and a gag writer...
I'd prefer one of those CIA ear-pieces.
It's so sad. Researchers have found that since the 1980s virtually all Miss America contestants are so thin that they meet the criteria for anorexia (85% of healthy body weight). Most of these girls work out for hours a day and restrict their calories like crazy.
What's more sad is that they are supposed to be role models! What does this teach young girls about character and intelligence? That its not nearly as important as being "pretty". It's sick.
Anne,
Speaking woman to woman, there are a lot of women for whatever reasons, have the same hang ups as you do.
There is nothing wrong with a young woman whose goal is to be Miss America.
Show me which one of these are anorexic.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/miss-america-swimsuit-prelims.jpg
http://access.nscpcdn.com/gallery/i/m/missamericaswim06/56643128.jpg
http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Miss.Utah.swimsuit.winner.jpg
Because I'll tell you now. When I was in my 20's, that's what I looked like. So in your opinion, I guess I was anorexic. In mine.......I was hot.
Now.........who's the sick one.
dkaz,
Since the vast majority of people of both sexes are overweight, the image of a fit, healthy, slender individual seems to them to be some malnourished skeleton
I suspect it is a matter of both a startling intrusion of cognitive dissonance and a sprinkling of jealousy
Poss-a-bull.
When I was in my 20's, that's what I looked like. So in your opinion, I guess I was anorexic. In mine.......I was hot
I believe it!! and from what you keep showing me... you're still quite a looker, dkaz. ;P
Beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. Just cuz I prefer a little more cushion that what those girls have, do I think they're NOT attractive... quite the opposite. They're very pretty... just not what I prefer.
What's more sad is that they are supposed to be role models! What does this teach young girls about character and intelligence? That its not nearly as important as being "pretty". It's sick.
Not if you wanna be miss america. She is not supposed to be a role model... everyone knows this is a beauty contest... why do people keep pushing for these women to be a beacon of intelligence and morality? There's a friggin swimsuit competition!!
I think its interesting that instead of responding to my post, you've chosen instead to assume that I have to be overweight, jealous, and unhappy to say such things. Well here is an article published in the International Journal of Eating Disorders. I understand that their data is based on Miss America contestants from the '80s, but this was the first article I found and don't really feel like I should have to find every piece of evidence to support what I said. I will not try to pick which girls in your "lineup" are anorexic. I merely said they meet the weight criteria for anorexia. I know there are plenty of really skinny girls out there by nature, but not all of them are. And here I issue a correction of my statement, I said virtually all, but this article puts the figure at 60%. Still alarmingly high.
Cultural Expectations of
Thinness in Women: An Update
Claire V. Wiseman, M.A.
James 1. Gray, Ph.D.
James E. Mosimann, Ph.D.
Anthony H. Ahrens, Ph.D.
(Accepted 10 August, 1990)
An investigation of current American society‘s depiction of the ideal female body
was performed. Body measurements of Playboy magazine centerfolds and Miss
America contestants for 1979- 1988 indicated body weight 13- 19% below expected
weight for women in that age group. Miss America contestants showed a
significant decrease in expected weight between 1979 and 7 988. Comparisons
were made with an earlier study which had demonstrated that body measurements
of both groups had decreased during the period 1959- 1978. Diet-for-weight-loss
and exercise articles in six women’s magazines were tabulated for 1959- 1988. A
significant increase in both diet articles and exercise articles occurred during this
period. These findings suggest that the overvaluation of thinness continues and
thinness is now sought through both dieting and exercise.
Historically, people, especially women, have tried to change their bodies to
conform to the specific era’s image of beauty (Ehrenreich & English, 1978). One
way to trace trends in ideal beauty is to examine various depictions of beauty
in the media, ranging from art or portraits in the pre-camera age to commercial
advertisements and photographs in the present (Lakoff & Scherr, 1984).
Three studies have demonstrated the current emphasis on thinness in the
media. A study of English fashion models over the years 1967-1987 demonstrated
that the desired body shape for models was becoming more tubular,
with bust and hips decreasing while height and waist increased (Morns, Cooper, & Cooper, 1989). Utilizing photographs in Ladies Home Journal and Vogue
magazines Silverstein, Perdue, Peterson, & Kelly (1986) showed that the bust
to waist ratio of models in these magazines has decreased significantly over the
last 20 years, almost reaching the low of the mid-1920s.
Garner, Garfinkel, Schwartz, & Thompson (1980) compared the "ideal" image
of the female body as presented in Playboy magazine and the Miss America
Pageant with the average body size of women. They demonstrated that over a
20-year period of time (1959-1978) there was a significant shift toward a thinner
ideal. Using the Society of Actuaries "Build and Blood Pressure Studies"
(1959, 1979) data as a standard for that time period, Garner et al. (1980) examined
the Playb0.y centerfolds and Miss America contestants as "ideals" in terms
of body shape. They found that during the time period 1959-1978, there was a
decrease in the average weights of Playboy centerfolds and Miss America contestants.
They further demonstrated that between 1959 and 1978, American
women were actually increasing in weight based on the actuarial tables while
"ideals" were becoming thinner and more angular
Garner et al. (1980) also found an increase in the number of "diet-for-weightloss
articles in six leading women's magazines (Harpers Bazaar, Vogue, Ladies
Home Journal, Good Housekeeping, Woman's Day, McCalls) between 1959- 1978.
The current study was undertaken to investigate if the trends found for
1959-1978 by Garner et al. (1980) had continued, leveled off, or declined in the
next decade, with some additional analyses, particularly of exercise-for-weightloss
articles in women's magazines.
METHODS
Body measurements, age, height, bust size, hip size, waist size, and weight
were obtained for the Playboy magazine centerfolds 1979-1988 and the Miss
America contestants 1979- 1985 (1986- 1988 data were not published). Averages
were based on the number of available data points for a given year.
For the Playboy and the Miss America data, percent of expected weight was
calculated for each centerfold and each contestant by dividing their actual
weight by their average weight, as determined by the Society of Actuaries tables
(Society of Actuaries, 1979), for their height and age group, and multiplying
by 100. These percentages were then averaged over each year.
A tabulation of the number of diet-for-weight-loss, exercise, and diet/exercise
articles was determined for the 30-year period, 1959-1988 for the following
monthly magazines, Harpers Bazaar, Vogue, Ladies Home lournal, Good Housekeeping,
Woman's Day, and McCalls, the same magazines used by Garner et al.
(1980). Exercise articles were defined as articles with a major emphasis on exercise
methods or strategies. Diet articles were defined as only articles promoting
dieting specifically for the purpose of weight loss in women or people in
general. Those articles promoting dieting in men or children were disregarded.
Dietlexercise articles were defined as articles that focused on both diet-forweight-
loss and exercise in a combined weight loss or maintenance program.
Advertisements were disregarded. Specific criteria used in each magazine are
available from the first author. Next, the total number of diet, exercise, and
diet/exercise articles for each year was determined by summing the totals for
Cultural Expectations 87
individual magazines for each year, which was then divided by the total number
of articles for that year and the resulting value was multiplied by 100 to
produce the variable, percent of total articles, for each type of article for each
year, 1959- 1988.
RESULTS
Miss America contestants decreased in body size between 1979-1988 while
Playboy centerfolds remained at a low level of body weight. A significant decrease
in percent of expected weight for Miss America contestants was found
between 1979- 1988, r = - .77, p < .01 (see Fig. 1). It should be noted that this
trend appeared to level off in the last several years of the decade 1979-1988.
Body measurements, such as bust, waist, and hip size, were compared over
time for both groups. Only one measurement changed significantly: Miss
America contestants showed a significant (r = -.87, p = .01) decrease in hip
size from 1979-1985. There were no other significant changes in body measurements
over time.
Over the 10-year period (1979-1988) 69% of the Plnyboy centerfolds and 60%
of Miss America contestants had weights 15% or more below the expected
weight for their age and height category, as determined by the Society of Actuaries
table. According to the DSM-111-R (American Psychiatric Association,
1987), maintaining body weight of 15% below expected weight is one of the
major criteria for anorexia nervosa.
No significant difference in percent of expected weight was found between
the winners of the Miss America Pageant, t(9) = 1.4 n.s. and the nonwinning
contestants, or between the Playboy centerfold of the year and the other centerfolds,
t(9) = 0.3 n.s.
A comparison was then made with the study by Garner et al. (1980).
The results with corrected p values are: Garner et al. (1980) Miss
America below their Playboy ( p < .001), Garner et al. (1980) Miss America above
the current study’s Miss America ( p = .088), the current study’s Miss America
above the current Playboy ( p = .076), and the Garner et al. (1980) Playboy above
the current Playboy (p = .268).
A dramatic increase in the number of diet, exercise, and diet/exercise articles
between 1959- 1988 was discovered. Significant positive correlations with years
were found for the percentage of diet articles (r = .78, p < .001), exercise articles
(r = .88, p < .OOl), and diet/exercise articles (r = .68, p < .OOl) as a percent
of total articles. A regression of the percent of total number of diet and exercise
articles showed the two lines to have significantly different slopes, F(1,56) =
27.86, p < .OO1. The level of diet articles dropped off in 1981 to be surpassed by
the level of exercise articles (see Fig. 2).
DISCUSSION
The results of this study further support and extend the hypothesis suggested
in the Garner et al. (1980) study, namely, that the cultural ideal for
women’s body size has remained thin and perhaps become even thinner. In
this study, a further decrease in body size was still occurring among Miss
America contestants and body size had plateaued at a very low level for Playboy
centerfolds. The increase in thinness in Miss America contestants was demonstrated
by the decrease in percent expected weight, ratio of body
measurements, and hip size. It is important to note that the trend in women’s
body size found by Garner et al. (1980) did not reverse itself, it simply levelled
off or decreased further, indicating that this index of women’s ”ideal” body imCultural
Expectations
Has generally stabilized at 13-19% below expected weight. A possible explanation
for the current levelling off in women’s ideal body size would be that
a decrease in percent of expected weight now would be almost impossible and
decidedly into dangerously unhealthy ranges. It may be described in terms of a
floor effect. Body weights below 15% of expected are defined by the DSM-111-R
(American Psychiatric Association, 1987) as one of the criteria for anorexia nervosa.
Thus a majority of these ”ideals” of our society may be classified as having
one of the major symptoms of an eating disorder. The statement this
makes about our society is significant, namely, that we desire the body size of
a person who is extremely thin. Although a causal relationship may not be
drawn directly from this data, it is possible that the expectation that women’s
bodies should be very thin may lead to the onset of eating disorders in other
women. This may offer some insight into the recent almost ”epidemic rise” in
the incidence of eating disorders (Brisman & Siegal, 1984; Waltos, 1986).
The survey of magazine articles indicates an overall increase in emphasis on
weight reduction over the 30-year period. A rise in the proportion of diet, exercise,
and diet/exercise articles was found. However, the number of exercise
articles in the last 8 years has surpassed the number of diet articles. This may
indicate the beginning of a new trend, exercise and fitness for weight loss in
addition to or in place of dieting. The idea of combining diet and exercise in
one weight loss program has gained popularity in the last 30 years. This may
seem to be doubly effective to some, cutting calories and burning calories while
achieving tone. However, in the DSM-111-R the use of excessive exercise is
listed as a method of purging oneself following a binge episode. An overemphasis
on exercise may simply provide a less discernible method of purging allowing
some people to suffer from bulimia nervosa and not be readily
diagnosed.
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And Miss America does try to promote its organization as one that encourages girls and women to be leaders and thinkers. This is part of their purpose statement taken directly from the Miss America website. So yes, it is telling young women that their value can be added up to how well they look in a swimsuit.
"Rich in history and social significance, the Miss America Organization is a not-for-profit organization that has maintained a tradition for many decades of empowering young women to achieve their personal and professional goals, while providing a forum in which to express their opinions, talent and intelligence. Scholarships have been the cornerstone of the Miss America program since 1945 when Bess Myerson was the first Miss America to receive a scholarship from the Organization."
AnneP - I think its interesting that instead of responding to my post, you've chosen instead to assume that I have to be overweight, jealous, and unhappy to say such things.
Unless your name is "vast majority" you can pretty safely assume it wasn't directed at you
Failing that, you could simply ask...
As to whether or not young girls emulate one individual or another as a role model, I suspect that has more to do with her parental upbringing than pictures on a TV or in a magazine
In my family, we were encouraged to be originals rather than copies
what in the hell happened here? posted a seed to some pictures of some pretty, and intelligent woman and we are going nuts about medical & psychological female issues. please lighten up. there is enough in this world to get up in arms about.....no more pictures?
relax, no one forced these woman to participate in this of any other beauty contest. now if you want to get pissed, there are some threads here i have been on in the 24 hours about cultural & religious abuse, rape and murder of woman...they didn't ask for it. head over there, they could use the defending.....JMO
I'm sorry I was operating under the pretense that the purpose was to discuss the "news" posted on this site. Sorry I take the fact that woman literally die to be this thin seriously. Sorry I believe that this sets little girls up to have to constantly struggle the rest of their lives with their identity because our society cares more about their bodies than minds.
I do agree that no one forces these women to participate in Miss America, but all woman are forced by our society to struggle with this near impossible expectation of beauty. I think its absolutely ridiculous that my opinion "doesn't matter" and I must be a fat crazy feminist for caring about women's issues, which clearly relates to this "news". Maybe you Maddad should find an alternate site if you aren't open to a real discussion.
Blah, blah, blah........
By the way.........Anne......You've been on the Vine since April. Where's your avatar? Wheres your bio? Where's your articles? Where's your friends?
Hmm...I smell a Troll. That won't win you any crowns or titles, lady. If, that indeed is what you are.
dkaz: I wasn't aware I HAD to use those functions to participate on newsvine. I thought they were an just an option so users could choose how much information they wanted to reveal and how involved they want to be. THANK GOD I HAVE YOU TO SET ME STRAIGHT. Is that what you do when someone disagrees with you..instead of responding you simply call names. I don't want your crown...you're nothing but a bully...and a virtual one at that. HAVE A NICE LIFE.
Anne,
HAVE A NICE LIFE.
Why thank you. It's been peachy keen, so far. Full of love, good health, good friends and a lot of laughter.
Oh! And......back at 'cha.
..instead of responding you simply call names
Uhhh...by the way....I never called you a name. I said I smell a Troll. I also smell my dinner's ready. So.......see ya.
dkaz - I also smell my dinner's ready. So.......
I was thinking of a nice box lunch...
I was thinking of a nice box lunch...
Yah? And what are you going to do with it?
And by the way, now that I'm back from having dinner, I can finish my comment to Anne.
I wasn't aware I HAD to use those functions to participate on newsvine. I thought they were an just an option so users could choose how much information they wanted to reveal and how involved they want to be.
You don't have to use them. But generally, as in all walks of life, when you're coming into a discussion, and you want to partake in a discussion most people like to know who they're dealing with and what kind or type of person they're dealing with so they know how to handle this person if a conflict arises.
In your case, I saw a person come into an article of which obviously they have a problem with, and cause all kinds of havoc because they don't like the bantering going on in the article.
instead of responding you simply call names
Again, as I said in comment 6.4, I never called you a name but....gee...what's this in comment 4.6 which I believer is your comment....
Wow you guys aren't pigs at all?!
Yah, okay Anne. Tell me another one.
...you're nothing but a bully...and a virtual one at that. HAVE A NICE LIFE.
No Anne. You're the bully. Everyone here was having fun. We were all having a good time and then you pop in with your negative attitude and become the bully because you don't agree with what the rest of us are doing.
Read everyone of these comments and they're all positive. They're all playful people, including the author.
Comment 5.5 that you posted screwed up a damn good article. Who in the hell is going to read that stupid sh!t? Maybe someone who has the same negative attitude as you. But most people who don't like beauty contests wouldn't even cum onto articles such as this. They bypass them and go into another article that is more to their liking. If you're so into anorexia, why don't you go into one of the health care articles in the political arena and blow your steam off.
Anne, I do hope you are having a nice life and I do hope you have at least 1/2 of the humor in you that the rest of the people on this article have.
THANK GOD I HAVE YOU TO SET ME STRAIGHT.
I can't set you straight and neither can God. Only you can do that and that's only if you want to.
ok i think anne has returned to the land of troll-dom...so wth??? who needs a candy cane? LOL
You're right maddad, I will be leaving newsvine. I thought it might be a place to have a real discussion with intelligent points, but apparently not. For every serious poster there are too many that have nothing of value to say. I have no problem with people that disagree with the points I make, but the comments on this article were crude, disrespectful, and served no purpose but to get a cheap laugh at someone else. If that makes me a "troll" then I leave you all to make vapid comments.
maddad,
then I leave you all to make vapid comments
Did AnneP just call us a bunch of vampires? [questioning look]
i donno.....i would think if you followed our comments on other threads anyone could see we are all smart, thoughtful folks. guess some people just can't let off a little steam. the vamp thing never attracted me much....and chicks (bet that will get me yelled at) with fangs scare me, you know i am a very timid, easily intimidated type guy...LOL
....and chicks (bet that will get me yelled at)
Why? A couple of years ago, some 80+ year old man hollered out at Magoo after seeing me and said......."Hey Buddy! Where'd ya get the Chick?" I thought it was pretty funny.
dkaz - Yah? And what are you going to do with it?
Y do you ask... ?
AnneP - I thought it might be a place to have a real discussion with intelligent points
Seriouser and seriouser, Alice focused her ocular sockets on the increasingly unfun interlopers in this wonderland of unpredictable brazen acts of uncouth unctuousness while torpidly resisting all entreaty to immerse herself in the panoply of pusillanimous pratfalls and insipid asides referencing frolic and fun
Alan,
Y do you ask... ?
Ummm.....'Cuz I like reading dirty comments???
You are a nasty girl who clearly needs to be spanked
No. No spankings please. Ran into that guy once and....uh....not for me. But HEY! Whatever floats your boat or puts a rise in your Levi's.
dkaz.....are you being a bully? Do you need to borrow my crown to chunk at a certain somebody LOL ? I don't need it any more, it's big and it could really hurt someone. Can I help ?
Hi Kimmie,
I didn't think I was. I personally saw a bully calling another a bully. When in fact, all they had to do was look in a mirror.
Nah...Keep your crown. Put it up on the shelf as a fond memory that you are a lot of fun and an asset to the Vine. Unlike some of the Viners who like to rain on peoples parades because they lack self esteem and a sense of humor.
Wow! Guess what? Click on her name. She's gone. Well, I'll give her credit. When she said she was leaving NV, she kept her word. God Bless her. She's a woman of her word.
Rofl....I knew you could be intimidating but wow darlin ;) . Newsvine should put you on permananent troll patrol Lol ! Some people need to lighten up =)
That's funny. I told Ms. Cyprah I should start a group called "Troll Alert". One of the other Viners, when she spots a troll she types in her comment box "TROLL ALERT!!" Then everyone marks "No Value" and gets the person collapsed by the community.
I could call all Viners who want to be on the watch for these people and when they spot them, come into the group, link the article and we swarm........[laughing]....like a NV Swat Team.
Sounds like a huge hit....you should do it ! I will be right there whenever any of my buds needs that collapse vote =) !
i am at parade rest awaiting orders...lets get um!
Can't. I wrote articles before and seeded them from sources. It was too much like work. A good author monitors their articles and comments to each comment. I didn't have time to goof off on other peoples articles. So when I closed my page down, I closed all articles down and decided to just play. I like it better this way. I can hop around and cause havoc. Good havoc, hopefully.
Yes I am also foaming at the bit to join the ranks of Troll Patrol !
I think Dkaz will be a glorious leader and my devotion and admiration are limitless when it comes to this dry witted, sarcastic, sharp tongued little spitfire !!!!
this dry witted, sarcastic, sharp tongued little spitfire !!!!
That's what the Priest asked when I got married.
"Magoo? Do you take this dry witted, sarcastic, sharp tongued little spitfire to be your unlawful, adulterous, street walkin', underwearless, oversexed , chief cook and bottle washer?"
Magoo answered......
"What do you think?"
roflmao !
I DO!!!! :D
maddad,
can't never did nothin...lol. i will create the group if you will help and email me your ideas...let me know i will put it together tonight.
You sound like my mother. "Can't never could do nothin'!"
I think you'd have to get with Tyler to find out the rules and regulations. From what I was told there's a fine line between being a troll and stating your opinon regardless of how you state it and where.
you are probably right....and i have stirred up enough poo stew lately, nothing stopping up joining the unoffical, email me when they appear group however....
That's the ticket. Email squadron........[laughing]
This isn't Miss Florida, or even a contestant, but she is certainly not anorexic
Apparently she represents the Amazon region...
...and her friend isn't skinny either
; )
OKAY! NOW! If anyone wants to know what I look like, take the one on the right, put the boobs on her from the one on the left and...........VOILA!!.....dkaz.
Okay... if you will show up with a paper dress, I have a speculum and a pair of scissors and some thread...
Or you can be Dorothy Lamour and I'll be Bob Hope On the Road to Rio and we'll do a steam heated rendition of "Thanks for the Mammaries..." while we laughingly consider the enormity of the adventures at hand
; )
I pick door #2.
Well.... step through Door # 2 and delight in the Big Grand Prize awaiting you...
Oooo....Is it the Bisque colored side by side refrigerator with the icemaker and water on the front door and the pull out freezer on the bottom?
yeah... just grab the handle and give it a tug
you 2 are worse than junior high kids lol
And you're worse.........[laughing]......you're a voyeur.
haha, to each his own... and amazingly good at it with how giant I am... where the heck am I gonna hide?!?! lol
Hey... with all the talk I've seen about erryone hiding cameras outside your window... it was only fair that I get a turn. I like to sneak mine INSIDE though... I'm a very convincing cable repairman :P
Was that you I just said goodbye too? Are you now a very convincing tech working for an A/C company?
With as many cameras as I got... I need more time than any ONE repairman can account for LOL
The costumes are pretty good, eh?
Very convincing.
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