I tend to be a bit sarcastic when I am forced into interacting with the general public....today was no exception...
My wife and I went to the supermarket...as is typical, I expected to have to bag my own groceries....surprise, the bag guy, the head cashier and the cashier were baggin' away, which left me just enough time to forget to go over things in my head before I say it.....as I was listening to the total of the bill, I blurted out..."Ya know we could have gambled all this money away...now we get to poop it!"....
To my surprise, all three of them and my wife (who is at this point immune to most of the things I say) were laughing to tears....now I thought it was good for not thinking it thru... but....was it really that funny?
Maddad