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Woman Arrested After Offering Sexual Favors for Chicken McNuggets

Seeded on Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:39 PM EST
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BURBANK, CA (CBS) - A woman was arrested last week for allegedly offering sexual favors in exchange for Chicken McNuggets, according to Burbank police.

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Khadijah Baseer of Los Angeles was seen opening customers' car doors in the McDonald's drive through at 1700 block of Olive Avenue about 11 p.m. Wednesday, according to the Burbank Leader. Baseer was allegedly offering to swap sexual favors for the fast food item.

  • 2 votes
Reply#1 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 1:41 PM EST
California Militia

11 pm is a bit late for me, do you know if she is there for lunch?

  • 3 votes
#1.1 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:25 PM EST
robynlewisTX.

She should've asked for the Happy Meal, it comes with a drink, fries, and a toy!

  • 7 votes
#1.2 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:48 PM EST
coloradoan-1141358

Depending on the "toy", she could have had a Happy Ending Meal.

  • 4 votes
#1.3 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:14 PM EST
winker-1553407

Did you mean drink, fries, and a trick?!

  • 5 votes
#1.4 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:45 PM EST
Jimmy the Goon

Know the "trick" comes with the Happy Ending Meal.

  • 5 votes
#1.5 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 5:11 PM EST
robynlewisTX.

Rotf!! You guys!

  • 3 votes
#1.6 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:51 PM EST
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Chief CRD

She didn't go for the Big Mac with special sauce, she prefers nuggets...

  • 4 votes
Reply#2 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:01 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

Chief, she lets her "customers" make their own special sauce. :D

  • 4 votes
#2.1 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:10 PM EST
cuzzenbud

Chief, she lets her "customers" make their own special sauce. :D

Ew......Mannaise!

  • 5 votes
#2.2 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:21 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

I prefer to call it man mustard, but you get the point!

  • 4 votes
#2.3 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:24 PM EST
Jimmy the Goon

It's simple as to why she chose the McNuggets...She loves the cock!

  • 7 votes
#2.4 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 10:45 AM EST
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cuzzenbud

Damn, what the hell is McDonalds putting in chicken mcnuggets these days?

  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:06 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

You mean besides beaks and feet?

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:10 PM EST
Chief CRD

Next week she's headed for long Jonh Silver's to try for fish sticks and "tartar" sauce - fish lips and butt holes. The Mcnugget of the seafood world...

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:30 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

Or she could go to KFC for the "gravy".

  • 3 votes
#3.3 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:31 PM EST
Baron Brian

HI, Queenie!

I want you to know that I'll NEVER be able to look at a Chicken McNugget again without thinking, "Sheesh, them things are made out of (gag) beaks and (gag) feet(gag)!"

That said, if this lady was truly offering to do the deed to get 'em, they must have been laced with cocaine or something, too.

  • 1 vote
#3.4 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:42 AM EST
jamithy1

"Sheesh, them things are made out of (gag) beaks and (gag) feet(gag)!"

fyi mcdonalds nuggets are made from white meet only (yes that white meat is liquified and then reformed) . Mcdonalds unlike some cheap store brands, does NOT use mechanically separated chicken, so there is no "other" parts

  • 1 vote
#3.5 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 6:02 AM EST
Baron Brian

@jamithy,

Glad to know that...but "liquified and reformed white meat" doesn't sound like all that much of an improvement.

But on the other hand, it's still not (gag) beaks and(gag) feet (gag).

  • 2 votes
#3.6 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:32 AM EST
jamithy1

but "liquified and reformed white meat" doesn't sound like all that much of an improvement.

no.... but they do taste so good. mmmmmmm...... deep fried reformed chicken goop

  • 4 votes
#3.7 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 8:46 AM EST
Brian_W-2647814

+1 Jamithy1, I actually just had the craving for those today, just ate some for lunch

  • 3 votes
#3.8 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:44 PM EST
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Jeff Jefferson-912478

The nuggets in Burbank must be a lot better than the nuggets here in Ohio...I've never gotten that kind of offer here

  • 2 votes
Reply#4 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:42 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

You must be in the wrong part of Ohio, Jeff. :D

  • 2 votes
#4.1 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST
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B-Rizzle

This sounded kinda weird to me.

  • 1 vote
Reply#5 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 3:48 PM EST
Midnight Toker 4+20

I knew Mcnasties food was filled with drugs. "I suck yo dick for a mcnugget" haha really?

  • 2 votes
Reply#6 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 5:37 PM EST
Lissa Rose

Loved the jokes on here. Hee hee

If she is trying to swap sex for food, maybe she was just super broke and very hungry...

  • 3 votes
Reply#7 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:01 PM EST
cuzzenbud

If she is trying to swap sex for food, maybe she was just super broke and very hungry...

She could have at least went for the mcnugget meal! Super-sized!

  • 1 vote
Reply#8 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:16 PM EST
Lissa Rose

Agreed. Although, I wouldn't have chosen a McDonald's.

  • 1 vote
#8.1 - Tue Jan 17, 2012 7:44 PM EST
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BrightonSunny

Did she at least get the nuggets?

  • 1 vote
Reply#9 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:07 PM EST
Queenie of the castle

She only got the sauce. :D

  • 2 votes
#9.1 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:07 PM EST
BrightonSunny

I'd rather have the nuggets.

  • 1 vote
#9.2 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST
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Queenie of the castle

She should have waited. Burger King will deliver them to her now.

  • 1 vote
Reply#10 - Wed Jan 18, 2012 3:51 PM EST
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